2001-03-06 18:18:38 Roomie#2 sent me this forward. I normally react with general disdain to any kind of email that was not written by the sender, but this *was* kinda funny... ************** HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Show up naked. Bring food. ************** But we are cute....and thats why you love us. Mike leave me a note, fool! | |
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