1. 3 friends (ok 2 friends and an acquaintence) got fired from the company and everyone is all hush hush about the reason.
(ok, 1 friend, 1 acquaintence, and 1 object of futile lust)

2. I discovered that our company A/R is either understated by a big ol' butload or overstated by a B.O.B. and no one is sure how or why.

3. Driving home I passed a man standing on the street holding up a *very* pornographic poster for all the commuters to see. I was laughing because you don't see that...well...ever. I looked at the other drivers. They weren't laughing.

Weird,

Mike