2001-06-08
3:01 p.m.

Hee hee hee... someone took me seriously. I like this advice stuff...


I only really ran into your website cause i was trying to find out who sang that song "always something there to remind me" umm hey yeah.. thats my question for you. Who the hell sang that? "always something there to remind me...i was born to love you..and i will never be free...you'll always be a part of me...ah woh woh woh."

Thanks for the serenade! But now *I* can't get that damn song out of my head. How can Iiiii forget you giiiiirrrl? When there's always something there tooo remind meeee. It's just too. damn. catchy.

In order to find the answer to this question, I did what any 20something business professional would do when faced with a question like this. I immediately left my desk and walked around the floor singing at (almost) the top of my lungs. And although I got a few "Hey, I love that song" comments, I got many more "shut up, Mike. We're working here" comments. Clearly, other methods of investigation were called for. So, I returned to my desk and typed the lyrics into Google. Unlike other Google searches I've done in the past, this one did not return either porn or Mocksie entries.

Instead, I found this page, which tells me that the song was sung by a British band called Naked Eyes. Speaking of which, I had another idea today for a band name. Not that I'm musically talented at all (outside of the shower. and my car. and my office.), but if I were to start a band today, I'd call them emeffer. Sound it out.

So yeah if you could answer my question before 5:30 tonight that would be nice. I'll be getting my ramma jama mamba on at that point and thus can't be reading much email.

Question answered with two hours and ten minutes to spare! I rule! I'm like the fast food of advice columnists. Eat the BigMac of advice. Drink the Frosty of sage counsel. Supersize when necessary.

"Ramma jama mamba? Is that kinda like a Pajama Jammy Jam? I'm not really sure why, but 'ramma jama mamba' makes me want to drink margaritas and listen to steel drum music.

Well, whatever... have fun this weekend people. As always, email some questions, I'll try and answer them.

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