2001-08-29 2:59 p.m. Ummm.... I think I just made up a new expression. And a really shitty one at that. Someone just asked me if they have coffee cake in the vending machines and I said, "I dunno. But if they do, I'm gonna be in duck heaven!" Duck Heaven? DUCK HEAVEN??? I mean, I don't even know what that means. Do ducks have a heaven? If so, is it the kind of place humans would enjoy? Somehow I doubt it. I think I was trying to manage an unholy alliance of 'ducky' and 'seventh heaven'. But seriously, who says either of those things? The scariest thing was that the woman I was talking to didn't even notice my reinvention of the vernacular. The phrase just washed right over her. Like water off a... ...oh, you know. leave me a note, fool! | |
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