2002-03-19
11:14 p.m.

Is not The Osbournes the funniest show you've ever seen?

Thought so.




And now, just for Ursula, because she missed it. Here's my recap of tonight's episode of the Osbournes.

Ahhhemmmm....

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. ~Ozzy mumbles something unintelligable~ Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. ~Ozzy may or may not have control over his involuntary functions. That's not a plot development, more of an observation~ Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. ~That girl's hair is really fucking pink~ Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. ~Ozzy's kids are both whackjobs, but in a good kind of way~ Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. ~I think I'd have sex with Ozzy's oldest daughter~ Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. ~Next week the cops show up at Ozzy's dojo~ Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. ~Kelly Rippa naked. Nothing to do with the show; just a special shoutout to the sick fucks who google search my diary every damn day for that~ Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

And that, Urs, was the ep. Good? No. Comedy gold.




Fuck.


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