2002-07-15 9:46 p.m. From: Management To: Mike RE: charmcity.diaryland.com It has come to our attention that, in recent weeks, your journal (charmcity.diaryland.com) has seen a significant fall-off in readership, entertainment value, and overall quality. While the cause-and-effect relationship has not been fully analyzed, we feel that your later entries, or lack thereof, are marginalizing your readership and will cause a further reduction in the popularity said diary. While we are not in a position of direct control in either the frequency or quality of your writing, we would be negligent if we did not suggest some manner of reconciliation. To wit: write more. Write better. A review by the Board of Directors of your value-added is in no one's best interest. From: Mike To: Management RE: re: charmcity.diaryland.com I have received your memo of July 15th and am taking the suggestions contained within under the most serious of advisment. The reasons for what you refer to as the "fall-off in readership, entertainment value, and overall quality" are as numerous as they are inconsequential. Upon further examination of your memo, it is apparent to me that you believe I write the journal in question for some nebulous "them" that, in your minds, somehow justify my thoughts and actions. Nothing can be further from the truth. Any input or interference from either yourselves or the Board will be met by me with the coldest of receptions and the most terse response of my legal counsel. To wit: Bite me. downtown----uptown leave me a note, fool!

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