2002-03-15
10:47 a.m.

Me: Hello. Do you carry the Rubik's Cube?
Her: No.
Me: Wow. Really?
Her: Yes, sir. Really. We get alot of requests for it but we don't choose to carry it.
Me: But it's the single most popular cube in the world.
Her. Mfff.
Me: And you're the recognized leader in toy sales.
Her: And?
Me: I'm just sayin' it does seem to be an obvious marriage.
Her: Was there anything else?
Me: Maybe. Do you know where I could pick up a Cube, as I like to call it.
Her: I have no idea. Try Zany Brainy.
Me: Well thanks a ton, Margaret. You've been a joy to talk to and a ton of help.
Her: My name's Linda.
Me: Whatever.


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